Porky Pieman

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Porky Pieman

Location: United Kingdom

Member Since: July 2015

Last online: September 2016

Open for read requests: Yes

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What can I say about myself?  I have a sense of humour, I eat pies and I'm old enough to know better.

If you're looking for works of literary genius or masterpieces, I'm afraid you won't find them with me, my stuff is poor smut disguised as erotica, with attempted humour.

I make no apologies for my work. It is what it is. Though my style may vary slightly, in the main there is always going to be a rudeness/crudeness about it.

What inspires me? To put it plainly, simply frustration, my writing is mood dependant a lot, and a lot of the time, nay, most of the time, as a lonely single man, I'm in a state of sexual frustration.


If you wish to comment/abuse/criticise me in private, or have any suggestions/ideas, or even want useless advice,     porkypieman1@gmail.com



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